you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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