My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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