I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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