I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
handjob tips. give me some.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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