So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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