Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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