she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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