I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand Curling. That high.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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