If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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