I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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