The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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