Pregnant stripper...not hot.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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