don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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