I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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