Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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