While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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