those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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