I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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