that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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