Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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