Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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