What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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