do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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