I'm going to jail i love you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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