? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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