they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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