He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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