Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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