ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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