At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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