There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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