I didn't shave. On purpose
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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