we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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