he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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