you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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