I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm passing your future prison.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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