She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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What a dumb baby whore.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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