Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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