I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize