i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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