I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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