My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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