Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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