Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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