Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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