i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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