Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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