My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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