I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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