Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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